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Introducing....
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E-Leash® is the electronic leash you've been waiting
for! If you've been searching for a way to stay at the beck
and call of anyone and everyone on the planet 24 hours a day,
the E-Leash® is for you. Simply purchase the unit, activate
an account, and within minutes you will be completely
enslaved. You won't be able to go anywhere without your
E-Leash®, and you will annoy and enrage hundreds of people a
day as it rings and beeps and plays music during the most
inconvenient times. Use it in restaurants, bars, movie
theaters, libraries, buses, and even during important business
meetings.
But wait, there's more!
The E-Leash® also doubles
as a fully functional cellular phone! That's right, you can
use this personal slavery unit to make and receive calls
anywhere in the world for only hundreds of pennies per minute!
Get your E-Leash® today. After all, there's a whole world out
there waiting to bother you. |
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"I just
LOVE my E-Leash®! Anyone can reach me anytime, and it
even keeps me from getting a full night's sleep. I
also use it in the library to talk gossp with my
girlfriends. It irritates everyone around me, but who
really cares about them, anwyay? I'm too important to
worry about anything but staying connected." |
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"My
E-Leash® comes in especially handy in the car, when I
need to make important calls to my boss, wife, or
mistress. Sure, it distracts me and I almost hit other
cars, and that one pedestrian will probably recover
from his shattered spine, but I don't have time to
worry about that. I'm a busy guy, and it's important
that I have access to my E-Leash® at all times,
especially on the road." |
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"Yo!
E-Leash® rocks! I'm connected to the world! I look
and feel really important now! Get it!
E-Leash®!" |
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