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From: friends@daltek.net
To: friends@daltek.net
Comments: Authenticated sender is <friends@daltek.net
Reply-to: friends@daltek.net
Subject: We do 100% of the work!
Date: Wed, 3 Dec 1997 22:56:52 +0100

Have you ever heard of a GUARANTEED MLM sure thing?

Well, I hadn't either until I was introduced to this program.

Now, let me briefly show you both sides of this opportunity.

THIS IS OUR SIDE THIS IS YOUR SIDE

We do all the mass mailing You have NO inventory
We do all the faxing You have NO quotes
We do all the E-mailing You have NO meetings
We do all the recruiting You have NO recruiting
We sponsor for you You have NO phone calls
We advance commissions You have NO collections
We do all follow up You have NO deliveries
We do all the work You check out opportunity
We close all sales You join the program

Don't you think it's worth investigating?
http://www.tel-tech.com

Thank you in advance for your time and consideration.

P.S. And now for the rest of the story. How would you feel if we told you that we GUARANTEE all participants a full investment return, usually within 60 days.

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