The only thing humorous about this one is the 3rd-grade level at which "Katarina" writes.

From: sexykatarina@sexy
Date: Fri, 19 Dec 1997 12:23:16 -0500
To: sexykatarina@sexy
Subject: Katarina's (ADULT )site

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