Oh great... Now I can win a tavern in Oregon. And all it takes is yet another short essay. How about this: "I like taverns. My daddy hangs out at one all the time. Mommy says he's just working, but I know better. Especially when he comes home and beats the shit out of Fluffy. The end."



Date: Wed, 17 Dec 1997 22:52:32 -0800 (PST)
From: umn5@umn50i.net
To: win-motel@pacific-ocean.com
Subject: Win a FREE TAVERN in Eastern Oregon
Reply-To:
win-motel@pacific-ocean.com

 

Win a Tavern in OREGON COUNTRY!

Another great contest! Eastern Oregon . . . closely knit families, neighbors down the road. . . a great place to raise a family! And, WIN a TAVERN!

Leonard West is giving away his tavern in Austin, Oregon! The Austin House, 225 miles east of Portland, Oregon, consistes of a tavern, restaurant, grocery store, post office, garage and gas pumps.

This is the REAL WEST. So ruggedly picturesque, that a Marlboro ad was shot nearby.

The Tavern WILL BE yours if you submit the winning 250 word essay, which will be judged for appreciation of the establishment and its charms, "plus a willingness to honor its. . .traditions."

For complete rules and and entry form, please send $5 to cover the cost of postage to West Coast Communications, P.O. Box 7434 Salem, OR 97303. For quickest response please include email address. Requests will be filled within 24 hours.

If you have any questions, concerns, or comments, please contact us.

West Coast Communications
P.O. Box 7434
Salem, OR 97303
EMAIL
Win-Motel@Pacific-Ocean.com

West Coast Communications does not own property which is involved in this contest. West Coast Communications is not a judge in this contest, nor are we responsible in any way for the contents of the contest rules.