Oh please! El Nino? These twits are using the term "El Nino" to get attention, and everyone knows that the media has been using El Nino to scare the hell out of people all over the world. It was only a matter of time until someone took the name and used it for their own stupid reasons.
From: newsdirector@usa.net
Date: Mon, 16 Feb 98 1:46:22 PM
Subject: For Immediate Release...
To: newsroom@ustoday.net
EL NINO IS COMING!!
Straight out of Southern California, El Nino is the hottest
new money-making opportunity to arrive on the Net. El
Nino has swept over California like a tidal wave, and is
ready to make its national debut via e-mail!
Unlike other "chain letters" that have bounced around the
internet for months clogging up your e-mail box, El Nino is
a powerful force destined to take the country BY STORM!
YOU can be on top when it happens.
$7,000 in three weeks! $35,000 in two months! Other
programs claim to make you $50,000, or $800,000 -- No
Way! They require you to send the mailer over and over
again. Eventually everyone has seen the letter and just
throws it away. El Nino is designed to create HUGE
PROFITS with just one $20 investment!
As El Nino spreads over the entire U.S., it will bring with it
4 top-quality reports that will let you in on the secrets of
how to make HUGE PROFITS with e-mail. Once your
read them, you will be able to use the knowledge to make
your El Nino letter arrive in over 1 million households -- for
free! Of course, you will want to spread this information to
as many people as possible so your name will travel to
millions of households as it works its way down through
all four positions!
Just Look at these Testimonials-
Gina W. of Anaheim, CA -- "When I told my husband I got
an e-mail for El Nino, he laughed. I was embarrassed to tell
him I wanted to participate, so I sent the $5 out to the four
people without telling him. It didn't take him long to find
out because it was impossible to hide the amount of mail we
were receiving each day! Now we both try to beat each
other home from work so we can be first to count all the $5
bills!"
Daniel P. of San Diego, CA -- "I had participated in chain
letters before and made quite a bit of money, but nowhere
near the amount the letters claimed I would. With El Nino,
I made $8000 within 10 days, $1000 MORE than I was
hoping for. It has been 7 weeks now, and I am about to hit
$46,000. The El Nino plan works! There is no need to
send another letter out, thanks to the way El Nino is set-up,
I am still getting tons of orders!"
Margerie H. of Pasadena, CA -- "I have been retired for 12
years, and have tried a lot of "work at home" opportunities.
None of them were any good, so I stayed away from them
after wasting too much money. After my son signed me up
for America Online, I started to get lots of these same types
of e-mails. I got one that really sounded good -- the El
Nino. I decided to give it a try, and I am very happy I did.
It was very easy to understand -- all I had to do was mail
the letter out and then e-mail the reports to people that sent
me $5. So far I have made over $21,000 and the orders
keep coming. Thank you El Nino!"
How Does El Nino Work?
El Nino works much like other letters with one big
difference -- THE REPORTS. Instead of 4 or 5 cheap
advertisements, El Nino is based around 4 valuable reports
that are full of information on how to get your El Nino
letter into more than 1 million e-mail boxes, which will
virtually guarantee you to make at least $35,000 in two
months.
Just follow these easy steps:
- Order all 4 reports from listing below.
- For each report, send US$5 cash to each of the people listed,
along with a note telling them which report you are
ordering, your e-mail address so they can send you the
report, and a street address in case there is a problem when
they try to e-mail you. Be sure to wrap the $5 bill in several
sheets of paper so it does not show through the envelope.
- Remove the name from the #4 spot. This person has made
it through all 4 levels and has completed the $35,000 cycle.
- Move the others names and addresses down one position.
For example, you will take the name and address in the #1
position and move it into the #2 position, #2 will move into
the #3 position, and #3 will move into the #4 position.
Please be very careful- type the names and addresses exactly
as they appear.
- Now put your name and address into the #1 position. The
listing is now complete and your letter is ready to send.
- As soon as your reports arrive through e-mail, read them
and put the information they contain to good use. They will
tell you how you can send this letter to more than 1 million
people in less than a week! Save a copy of each report, you
will need to e-mail these reports out to the people that order
from you.
- E-mail as many El Nino letters as you can. The 4 reports
will tell you exactly how to do this. The more you send out
with your name in the #1 position, the more orders you will
receive.
- When you receive an order for a report, e-mail it out the
same day. The faster you get the report out to people, the
faster they will be able to mail out their own El Nino letter,
which will have your name in one of the positions.
- That's it! El Nino will sweep across the country, creating
huge profits for you and anyone else who participates.
Don't delay --
Order The Four Reports -- RIGHT NOW!
________________________________________________
REPORT #1
"MASS E-MAIL MADE EASY"
ORDER REPORT #1 FROM:
PSI
10715 Fenner Rd.
Perry, MI 48872
________________________________________________
REPORT #2
"WHERE TO GET QUALITY MAILING LISTS"
ORDER REPORT #2 FROM:
H.H.
8650 Rumson Dr.
Santee, CA 92071
_______________________________________________
REPORT #3
"HOW TO ADVERTISE ON THE INTERNET FOR FREE"
ORDER REPORT #3 FROM:
SDM
P.O. BOX 19615
San Diego, CA 92159-0615
________________________________________________
REPORT #4
"POWERFULL TECHNIQUES FOR BOOSTING RESPONSE RATES"
ORDER REPORT #4 FROM:
Southland Network Promotions
P.O. BOX 2188
La Mesa, CA 91943-2188
________________________________________________
A few reminders to help you get started...
When you receive a $5 order, you MUST send out the
report to comply with the U.S. Postal & Lottery Laws, Title
18, Sections 1302 and 1341 and Title 18, Section 3005 in
the U.S. Code, also Code of Federal Regulations. vol. 16,
Sections 255 and 436, which state that "a product or service
must be exchanged for money received."
Don't change the position of any of the names. It will
adversely alter the "width" of your levels. You want as
many people as possible to receive your El Nino letter. Add
your name to the #1 position, and you will be on your way
to at least $35,000 -- Don't mess with success!
When you receive each of the four reports, keep the email
addresses of the senders. We are here to help you.
GOOD LUCK!