METH and your VEINS
Starring Mr. Veiny!

While browsing through a local bookstore, I came across this pamphlet aimed at abusers of crystal meth.  Not only did the cartoony vein mascot totally crack me up, but I noticed that the pamphlet completely avoided any suggestion that the user actually stop doing crystal.  Isn't that interesting?  This thing tells all about how to keep your veins healthy, but it doesn't say one thing about quitting crystal altogether.  Sure, maybe it doesn't want to appear "preachy" which might turn people away, but come on...how much help is this to addicts by simply instructing them on how to more effectively poison themselves?  Shouldn't this at least have a drug abuse hotline on the back or something?  The number on the back claims to be for a group which offers "options" for users of crystal, but I wonder if quitting is included in those options.  Oh well.

Anyway, I decided to have a little fun with this pamphlet and translate what they're really telling you addicts out there in their silly, sugar-coated way.  I hope this was helpful. :-)

I wanna read it again! / No, take me Home!